1 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:06,906 - I'm hosting a tournament. 2 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:10,743 And I invite the best drivers to compete. 3 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:11,777 [groaning] 4 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,145 - John? - Quiet? 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,079 - We call ourselves The Dolls. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,415 The divide between insiders and outsiders 7 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:17,116 grows by the day. 8 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,183 - I'm entering the tournament. 9 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,352 I'm gonna wish to bring down all the city walls. 10 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,287 It's bad out here, John. And it's getting worse. 11 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:23,822 - This monster's after me. Who is he? 12 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,624 - My best friend! 13 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:28,727 - Unfortunately, you missed every major organ on his body. 14 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:30,162 - [Stu] When you're the last survivor, 15 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:31,730 everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the best. 16 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,332 - Look, I was thinking, come with me. 17 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,667 - You're lucky I'm available. 18 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:35,801 - Ah! 19 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,102 - [Dollface] I heard you and Quiet make quite the team. 20 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,237 - Just like old times. 21 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,073 - John and I are gonna take a detour. 22 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,574 [screaming] 23 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:44,376 [both screaming] 24 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:45,177 - I'm Mayhem. 25 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:46,645 You're looking at the best driver 26 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,313 on the West Coast. - Prove it. 27 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,616 You don't have a goddamn clue what you're doing. 28 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:51,650 - [Mayhem] What the hell is that? 29 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,652 This wasn't on the final exam! 30 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:54,553 - If you two are gonna win, 31 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,821 you're gonna need some special weapons. 32 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,723 And the most overpowered specials 33 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,191 can only be found in Diesel City. 34 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:00,592 - That's cool, but we don't have any money. 35 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,429 - We're gonna steal them. 36 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:08,368 ♪ 37 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:27,454 ♪ 38 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,869 - [John Doe] You wanna steal a bunch of weapons 39 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,571 out of this place? 40 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,773 Looks like you're gonna need a plan to do that. 41 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,309 - Good thing I've got one. 42 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,577 So here's the deal. 43 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:54,446 The cardinal rule of Diesel City is no violence. 44 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,782 Dozens of snipers in there make sure of that. 45 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,385 You die, it's from their bullet. 46 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,387 Diesel City is for buyers only. 47 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,821 So whatever gas you bring 48 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:04,523 is swapped out for an in-house currency. 49 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,258 And while the bazaar has got a whole slew 50 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,826 of fine-ass weaponry, 51 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,461 the most lethal ordnance can be found 52 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,430 deep in the Emperor's inner sanctum, 53 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,399 locked away in a vault and for good reason, 54 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,234 because these are game changers, 55 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:18,270 S-tier special weapons, the nasty shit. 56 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,572 - [Mayhem] They have an emperor here? Sick. 57 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:22,841 - [Dollface] The biggest hurdle will be opening up the vault. 58 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,543 The switch that controls the door 59 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:28,247 is way up there in the crow's nest. 60 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,949 - So how do we get into the inner sanctum? 61 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:33,352 - [Dollface] Only the highest paying customers are allowed. 62 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:34,720 And the people with the most money 63 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:37,556 are the representative from the insider cities. 64 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,992 - I think the official term is a gaggle of fucknuts. 65 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,827 - You blend in with them, 66 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:42,828 get yourself a lanyard, 67 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,464 boom, you're in. 68 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,701 - I'll take the lead on this one. 69 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,569 - Really? You? 70 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,837 - Yeah, me. 71 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,540 I used to live with insiders. I know how their brain works. 72 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,442 Do you even know what an hors d'oeuvres is? 73 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,977 And you won't believe how they spell that shit. 74 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,347 - Listen, how are we going to blend in? 75 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,581 I mean, we're filthy. 76 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:04,316 I don't even know whose blood this is. 77 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,552 - Here you go. 78 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:10,989 Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit reporting for duty. 79 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,592 Okay, so while you two look for the vault, 80 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:16,261 I'll sneak up to the crow's nest and get the door open. 81 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,731 You have 30 minutes to get your asses there. 82 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,833 - 20 minutes, yeah. 83 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,334 - What?! 84 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,502 30 minutes. 85 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:24,970 - Yeah, that's what I meant. 86 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,872 - You got to be in and out, okay? 87 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,640 Mayhem, you'll stay back here. 88 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,743 Shit goes sideways, we might need a getaway driver. 89 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,578 - Oh, hell yeah! 90 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:35,748 I'll totally drive us the fuck out of here. 91 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,882 - She ready for this? 92 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,283 - Yes. 93 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,419 - Keys, bitch! 94 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,288 [keys jingle] Thank you. 95 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:44,690 - Okay. 96 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:49,595 You two ready to debut the new spring collection? 97 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,030 - [Mayhem] Wow. 98 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,665 You look like a loose turd. 99 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,040 - Goddamn. 100 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,341 - We good? 101 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:05,511 - Yeah, we're good. 102 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,813 - [Dollface] All right, let's go. 103 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:11,284 - Bye. Don't die in there. 104 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:17,824 - Offerings for the Emperor? 105 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,561 [sniffs] 106 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,766 20 pieces each. 107 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:31,070 Welcome to Diesel City, where commerce is created 108 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:34,740 and conflict is not tolerated. 109 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:35,842 Happy shopping. 110 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:42,816 [indistinct chatter] 111 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,854 - Remember, vault door, 30 minutes. 112 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,725 - [John Doe] That's a bold choice. 113 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,893 - Knights of Nebraska. 114 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:55,828 I heard they took over Topeka 115 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,097 and then killed what was left of the law. 116 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:01,434 - Guess they can wear whatever funny fucking hats they want. 117 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,838 So this is Diesel City. 118 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,674 Ho-ly shit. 119 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,614 - Eight for all of these? 120 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:17,049 - [Merchant] Mm-hmm. And if you're interested, 121 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,884 I'm running a sale on .40 caliber. 122 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:20,819 - Hey, they got grenades. 123 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,054 Can we have some? 124 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,188 - We have grenades in the truck. 125 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,557 - No, but these ones have little metal pieces in them. 126 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,126 I'll never ask for anything again. 127 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,995 - Not this time. Thank you. 128 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:30,996 I know you're excited, 129 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,499 but you need to calm down a little bit, okay? 130 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,534 Remember, this is about us winning the tournament, 131 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,069 not about you buying whatever you want. 132 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,637 - I do want to win the tournament. 133 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,806 - Exactly. And these bullets I got us, 134 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,408 they're armor piercing. 135 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,877 Pretty sweet, huh? - Yeah, I guess. 136 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,612 - Trust me, you're going to have plenty of toys 137 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,447 to play with. Okay? 138 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,683 - See, that's why I like working with you, Stu. 139 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,752 You do the premeditating. I do the murder. 140 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaking of, 141 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,156 I know killing is a big no-no around here, 142 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,124 but I'm pretty sure I can get away with it. 143 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,093 I mean, it can't be that hard. 144 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:01,928 - [Merchant] Stop, thief! 145 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,098 [gunshot] [grunts] 146 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,499 - Oh, shit. 147 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,501 - Oh! [laughing] 148 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,003 Woo! Way to go! 149 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,905 You really misted that guy. 150 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,774 Oh, man, whew! 151 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,910 - See, that's why you gotta behave. 152 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,611 They're always watching. 153 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,513 - Where there's a willing clown, 154 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,850 there's a way to murder. Know what I'm saying? 155 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,518 - Look, why don't you go pick out 156 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,053 something special for the tournament? 157 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,521 Here you go. 158 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,123 Get whatever you want, so long as it's useful. 159 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,093 Okay? Have fun. 160 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,562 And no murder. 161 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,198 - Sure thing, Stu. 162 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,667 [laughing] 163 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:51,043 ♪ 164 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,878 [buzzer] 165 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:56,248 - Okay. We need to get some lanyards without a fight. 166 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,250 Any ideas? 167 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,019 - No. 168 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,454 - Oh, way to take the lead. 169 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,757 Here comes some insiders. Okay. 170 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,559 Guess I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns. 171 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,697 Hello, boys. 172 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,867 - Oh, you can't be serious. 173 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,236 Look, you're-- you're a cute chick, Quiet, 174 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,204 but you look like you're trying to push out a fart right now, 175 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,639 [laughing] 176 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,440 - What are you doing here anyways? 177 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,374 You're supposed to be in the car. 178 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,176 - Well, I'm helping your awkward asses. 179 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,110 That's what I'm doing. 180 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,245 - [Quiet] Oh, shit. 181 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:27,413 - [John Doe] Oh, where'd you get those? 182 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,248 - Well, I asked nicely, and they just gave them to me. 183 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,549 What do you think? 184 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:31,984 - [Quiet] Not bad. 185 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,786 Good pull, May. 186 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,088 - No. No way. This guy doesn't even look like me. 187 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,122 He wears glasses. 188 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,791 - Got you covered, chief. 189 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,559 [sighs] 190 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,928 - This isn't gonna work. 191 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:49,234 Huh, how is everything so crisp and clear? 192 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:50,602 - What are you talking about? 193 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,137 - You know how the world is usually blurry? 194 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,039 With these, it-- 195 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,842 Well, you got to try these. 196 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,011 Like, have your eyes always been that color? 197 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,279 - Well, I've done my job. 198 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:04,149 - Hey, your job is getaway driver. 199 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,318 You're going back to the car, right? 200 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,088 - Oh, yeah. Definitely. 201 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,126 - Glasses. 202 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,029 They're working. 203 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,674 - Welcome back, Mr. Davis. 204 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,809 - Yeah, of course. 205 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,179 Ms. Tomaso. 206 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,181 - And good tidings to you 207 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,951 from the fine people of Spokane. 208 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,253 - Sure, whatever 209 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,056 - Spokane go bragh. 210 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,558 - Okay. 211 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:48,962 [buzzer] 212 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,135 [classical music] 213 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,804 - [John Doe] We can tell Mayhem we found Fucknut Island. 214 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,140 [indistinct chatter] - Oh, look, drinks. 215 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:06,311 - Oh, hey, this flavor is intoxicating. 216 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,347 - Oh, damn, that is sweet. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,849 - Usually that means it's full of booze. 218 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,022 [gasping] Oh, yeah, it is. 219 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,893 There's his highness. 220 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,962 - Yeah, so someone actually, like, killed my lube guy. 221 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:26,765 It's crazy. Like, who'd kill an essential worker? 222 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,168 - I bet the vault's behind there. 223 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,103 - So rude. 224 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:34,239 - Okay, let's just lay low 225 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,875 and make our way over. - All right. 226 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,911 - Just, you know, blend in. - Okay. 227 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:51,724 ♪ 228 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,692 - Looking like we got a couple bogeys. 229 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,295 - And now we have got to go, right now. 230 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,031 - Go, go, go, go, go. Abort. 231 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,034 - Well, well, well. 232 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,771 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 233 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:16,448 So, what exactly are you two up to? 234 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,916 - Top of the morning to you, sir. 235 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,753 I'm Deb from Spokane. - I can see your badge. 236 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,021 - Yeah, I'm-I'm Rick, 237 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:26,325 but you can call me, uh, Big Rick from Kirkland. 238 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:29,261 - Yummy. 239 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,830 You know, I've never heard a Spokane accent before. 240 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,733 It's fucking hideous! 241 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,469 I love it. [laughing] 242 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,837 - Stupid accent. 243 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,472 - So what I want to know is, 244 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,743 what are you guys doing here together? 245 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,846 Kirkland and Spokane haven't had diplomatic relations 246 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:51,750 since the manure conflict. 247 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,086 Trying to turn my little weapons market soiree 248 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,488 into a peace summit, are we? 249 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,956 - Oi, that we are, sir. 250 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,292 - Guilty. [laughing] 251 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,094 - Oh, really? 252 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,830 Okay. [chuckles] 253 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:09,168 How is Kirkland since the whole sabotage? 254 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,203 - We're maintaining. 255 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,206 - Poisoning their drinking water with laxatives was genius. 256 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,375 Break their sewers, fill their hospitals, 257 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,077 make them feel dirty for once. 258 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,213 Girl, Spokane don't play! [laughing] 259 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,915 No, no, no! 260 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,917 - Aye, we almost killed those bastards 261 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:28,188 and their wings. [laughing] 262 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,829 - Hmm. Is that even you? 263 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,864 [sputters and chuckles] 264 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,000 [John Doe] Uh... 265 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,402 - Looks like someone benefited from those laxatives. 266 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,305 Right? [laughing] 267 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,407 Diarrhea looks great on you. 268 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,308 [winces] 269 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,143 - He's still, uh, full of shite, though. 270 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,312 [laughing] 271 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,514 - Deb. I love Deb. 272 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,549 You know, it's so funny. 273 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,551 I can understand a fucking word you're saying, 274 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,187 but this whole lovers from different towns, 275 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:06,158 Romeo and Juliet bullshit gets me rock fucking hard. 276 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,560 [laughing] Now, if you'll excuse me, 277 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,562 I've got to go prepare for the main event. 278 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,898 Enjoy the auction. 279 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,234 Stay hydrated. 280 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,510 - That was too fucking close. 281 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,445 [glasses clink] [sighs] 282 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,579 - Mmm! 283 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,014 Ooh, banana-berry. 284 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,050 That's fucking yum, dude. - Amazing. 285 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,985 - Mmm! 286 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,586 - 15 coins for one missile? 287 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,988 That's highway robbery. 288 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,923 I can give you 12. 289 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,125 - 12? 12 is an insult. 290 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:43,095 - Stu! Stuart! 291 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,596 Ta-da! 292 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,866 - Hey, I need some of those coins back. 293 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,068 - Sorry, fresh out. 294 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,936 This thing is gorgeous, right? 295 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,871 It's real velvet. Touch it. 296 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,606 - You spent all of our money, 297 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,342 the money we need for actual weapons, 298 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,543 on a stupid cape? 299 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,345 - Watch this. 300 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,346 - Hey, what are you-- 301 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,348 [bones crack] 302 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,482 - Shit! 303 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,885 - I killed two other yo-yos like that the same way. 304 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,521 No one even noticed. - [Stu] Unbelievable. 305 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,422 Even when we have a plan, 306 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,191 you still just do whatever you want to do. 307 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,026 - I don't think you understand. 308 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,994 I am investing in history, 309 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:20,399 because this cape belonged to Count Dracula! 310 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,001 - No way that's true. 311 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,169 The vendor I bought this from was a learned man, 312 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,871 not a chance he would lie to me. 313 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,306 - Regardless if it was owned by a Dracula, 314 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,508 the point is, I asked you one thing, 315 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,542 one simple thing-- 316 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,144 - [Burly Guard] You need to come with us, sir. 317 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,178 - What? Why? 318 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,580 Sweet Tooth, a little help. 319 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,015 Sweet Tooth! 320 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,450 - Catch you later, Stu! 321 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,888 Count Sweet Tooth is on the hunt. 322 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,028 - Is he still looking at us? 323 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,562 - [John Doe] Yeah. 324 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,398 Look, there's only 15 minutes left. 325 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,134 Let's just scope out what we want out of the vault. 326 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,003 Like this, Ghost Missiles. 327 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,338 I wonder if they can go through walls. 328 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,006 - Every missile goes through walls. 329 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,409 - Hmm. How about this? 330 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,344 Boomerang Blast. 331 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,147 Don't tell me they come back to you. 332 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,249 - Oh, that would be so useless. 333 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,318 - Don't be so quick to discount the Boomerang Blast. 334 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,020 It's more difficult to master, yes, 335 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,189 but it is one of our more lethal options. 336 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,191 - It feels like ease of use 337 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,026 would be sorta key there. 338 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,195 - A lady who knows what she wants. 339 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,230 If you prefer something a bit simpler, 340 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:28,267 may I suggest the Napalm Cones? 341 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,570 These rockets deploy liquid napalm. 342 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,707 They can melt an outsider's skin in seven seconds flat. 343 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,675 I'm assuming this is for perimeter defense, yes? 344 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,143 - Oi, of course. 345 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,045 - [Auction Host] New San Francisco 346 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,647 just implemented this system 347 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,716 and is very pleased with the results. 348 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,951 They cleared out an entire encampment 349 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,387 of pedestrians near their gates lickety split. 350 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,691 The smell will go away eventually. 351 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,193 - That's fucked up, man. 352 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,195 [laughing] - It is, isn't it? 353 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,430 - Oh, thank you so much, sir. 354 00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,665 Keep it together. 355 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,267 - The people outside the walls are just trying to hang on. 356 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,403 This guy's talking about them like they're roaches. 357 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,339 - Every city has weapons like this now. 358 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,074 Every one. 359 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,976 Keeping people out isn't enough anymore. 360 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:11,977 They want them gone. 361 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,546 - I know people on the inside, guards, even. 362 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,049 And they don't say anything about stuff like this. 363 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,485 - Yeah. You think they would tell you? 364 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,557 - Fuck them and fuck this. 365 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,259 We're taking them all down. 366 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,462 The system, the walls, all of it. 367 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,099 [glass clinking] 368 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,669 - Okay, chin chin. 369 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,303 Everybody wrap up your biz, 370 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,005 and we will announce the winners 371 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:43,108 after playtime. 372 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,544 Everybody follow me! [cheering and whooping] 373 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,379 Come on, you little rats. 374 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,015 Come to your Pied Piper. [laughing] 375 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,217 - Playtime? 376 00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,596 - Hey, studs. 377 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,566 [grunting] 378 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,708 - Mind if I cape in? 379 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,577 [grunting] 380 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,550 [panting] 381 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,452 - Uh, thanks. 382 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,787 - Thank you. Never killed with a lady before, 383 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,123 masked or otherwise. I'm-- 384 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,691 - Sweet Tooth. I know. 385 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,394 - Ah, finally someone gets it. 386 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,764 It would be my honor to kill alongside you. 387 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,632 - Whatever. 388 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,070 - Oh, I like her. 389 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:52,177 [muted dance music playing] 390 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,114 - I'll take your coats. 391 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,223 - Thank you, my good man. 392 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,859 - Wear these. 393 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,661 One vulture, one holy man. 394 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,398 Are you leaving your bottoms on? 395 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,699 - [both] Yeah. 396 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,236 - Suit yourselves, weirdos. 397 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,709 [loud music, people moaning] 398 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,315 [Female Partygoer] - You like that, honey? 399 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,350 [Male Partygoer] - Uh-huh. 400 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,352 [Male Admirer] - Give me the package, milkman. 401 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,553 [laughter] 402 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,824 - You love being on the outside, don't you? 403 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,659 dirty little outsiders. 404 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:45,330 Yes, play your roles, you holy men, you butchers. 405 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,199 Revel in your lawlessness, 406 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,368 you nasty little vultures. 407 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:53,872 And remember, no pleasure is forbidden on the outside. 408 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,375 - Hello, Mr. Holy Man. 409 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,611 I'm a ripe little trash boy. 410 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,146 Rip me open. 411 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,315 - I understand role playing, man, but I'll pass. 412 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,917 - You look awful thirsty. 413 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,253 How about a cup of freshly squeezed ass? 414 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,656 - I've had my share of trash ass for today. Thanks. 415 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,225 - Shoulders, Pantalaimon. 416 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,161 - This way. [yelps] 417 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,163 - Our vulture nest was raided last week. 418 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,932 - Excuse me? - And it's all your fault. 419 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,235 Now you have to pay the price in skin. 420 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,337 - Oh! Um, no, no, no thank you. 421 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,839 Oh, look, a holy man! 422 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,342 Oh, my skin is his prisoner now. Sorry. 423 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,677 - She was kind of hot, right? 424 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,611 - Yes, absolutely. 425 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,380 Just trying a little too hard, you know? 426 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,216 [moaning] - [Female Partygoer] Harder! 427 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,817 - His Majesty is looking at us. 428 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,686 Just, you know, play along. 429 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,755 [grunting] Sell it. 430 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,824 Oh, yeah, I'm an outsider. 431 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:50,195 I deserve to be on all fours like a bad, bad doggy. 432 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,463 [barks] - Yeah. 433 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,633 I'm a dirty doggy boy, too. 434 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:59,805 [grunting and panting] 435 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,774 [whispers] Missionary. 436 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:13,385 ** 437 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,586 - [Female partygoer] Oh, don't stop, 438 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,721 don't stop! 439 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:19,426 [moaning and panting] 440 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,465 - This is really bad on the knees. 441 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,800 - [Quiet] Yeah, that's what I've been saying. 442 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,903 [horns blowing] 443 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,638 - And now a treat. 444 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,374 I looked around Diesel City today 445 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,476 for the crudest, sweatiest, 446 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,913 most deliciously desperate outsider I could find. 447 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:44,249 And then I brought him back here so we could punish him 448 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,684 with pleasure. [cheering and whooping] 449 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:50,689 Ladies and gentlemen, behold your King of Dirt. 450 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,626 [cheering and applause] 451 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,362 - Have you guys tested out this machine? 452 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,731 - They're distracted. Let's move! 453 00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,769 - John! 454 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,004 It's me, Stu. 455 00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,906 - It calls itself Stu. 456 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:14,813 [Partygoers moaning] - Stu. Stu. Stu. 457 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,983 - Oh, this is a sex thing? 458 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,385 Did I win a contest or something? 459 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,654 - Stu. Stu. 460 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:28,561 - Stu, Stu, Stu. 461 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:37,603 ♪ 462 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,973 - [Quiet] Just a few lasers between us and the weapons. 463 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,509 - [John Doe] Not just lasers. Shit. 464 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,711 We're cutting it close. 465 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,713 - Allow me. 466 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,351 [grunts] 467 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,952 - Oh, shit. 468 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:58,057 [grunting] 469 00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,360 [choking] 470 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:07,467 [squelching and gurgling] 471 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,774 Fuck yeah. Coming. 472 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,680 - Hey, hey, you ever had a footlong? 473 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,116 I mean, it's not just more dog. 474 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,719 See, the ratio of bun to dog 475 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,022 varies the flavor in a very specific way. 476 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,090 - Fascinating. 477 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:33,492 - Yeah, I think so, too. 478 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,462 [sighs] - And you're coming in, I guess. 479 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:40,632 - Um, so-so are you normally a solo assassin, 480 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,901 or is this, like, a special occasion? 481 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,436 - I do what it takes. 482 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,971 - Oh, cool. Real go getter, cool. 483 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:46,939 Just like myself. 484 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:49,041 Have you ever maybe considered teaming up? 485 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,776 I mean, obviously I'm spoken for, 486 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,845 but I don't know, I might be convinced 487 00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:54,380 to maybe take on a third. 488 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,882 - HVAC, water-- wait. 489 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,418 EMP? 490 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,124 - They've got an electromagnetic pulse generator? 491 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:08,494 - Killing electricity on demand could be a game changer. 492 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,796 - Especially at a tournament 493 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,164 I call dibs. 494 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,066 - Finders keepers. - Losers weepers. 495 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:14,968 [grunts] 496 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,843 - [John Doe] Shit, they got a lot of lasers. 497 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:26,846 This one's on me. 498 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:44,964 ♪ 499 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:49,636 [grunting] 500 00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:10,622 ♪ What is love ♪ 501 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:11,757 ♪ Baby don't hurt me ♪ 502 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:12,991 [grunting] 503 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:15,962 ♪ Don't hurt me no more ♪ 504 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,632 ♪ Baby don't hurt me ♪ 505 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,869 ♪ Don't hurt me no more ♪ 506 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:27,107 [grunting] 507 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,245 ♪ What is love ♪ 508 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,515 [beeping] 509 00:23:40,053 --> 00:23:40,886 ♪ Yeah ♪ 510 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,957 [grunting] 511 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,761 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 512 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,996 - Hey, get your thumb outta there! 513 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,931 [buzzer] 514 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,935 ♪ I give you my love and you don't care ♪ 515 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,004 ♪ What is right ♪ 516 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,939 ♪ What is wrong ♪ 517 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,142 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 518 00:24:03,143 --> 00:24:04,243 ♪ What is love ♪ 519 00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:05,911 [squealing] 520 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:06,812 [electrical humming] 521 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,214 ♪ Don't hurt me no more ♪ 522 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,649 - What about the weapons? 523 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:11,817 Dollface said we have to be in and out. 524 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,552 - I'll be done in two and a half. 525 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:15,220 [moaning] 526 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:18,057 ♪ Don't hurt me no more ♪ 527 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:20,526 [sparking and whooshing] 528 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,095 ♪ Ooh ooh whoa oh ♪ 529 00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:24,263 ♪ Whoa oh oh ♪ 530 00:24:24,264 --> 00:24:27,099 [door banging] 531 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,902 [thudding and buzzing] 532 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,203 [grunts] 533 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:34,273 ♪ Whoa oh ♪ 534 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:40,879 ♪ 535 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,982 - Wait! Where are your glasses? 536 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,087 - Is that better? - Oh, my god! 537 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:54,960 ♪ I don't know what can I do ♪ 538 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:58,864 ♪ What else can I say it's up to you ♪ 539 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:02,701 ♪ I know we're one just me and you ♪ 540 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:05,204 ♪ I can't go on ♪ 541 00:25:05,205 --> 00:25:06,605 ♪ What is love ♪ 542 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,742 [panting] - Damn. 543 00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:11,010 How the hell do you get out of this place? 544 00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:12,978 ♪ No more ♪ 545 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,613 ♪ What is love ♪ 546 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:16,815 ♪ Baby don't hurt me ♪ 547 00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:18,984 ♪ Don't hurt me no more ♪ 548 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,252 [panting] 549 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:21,653 No more sex. 550 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:22,756 I'm depleted. 551 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,225 Holy shit. 552 00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:27,860 Holy shit! 553 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,728 Jackpot! 554 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:32,998 ♪ Whoa whoa oh ♪ 555 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:36,035 ♪ Whoa oh ♪ 556 00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:37,136 ♪ What is love ♪ 557 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:40,707 [grunting] - And stay down! 558 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,744 [grunting] 559 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:51,150 - Who wears a fucking cape?! 560 00:25:51,151 --> 00:25:52,985 - Damn, kid. 561 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,654 - Curse this high quality velvet! 562 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,389 [yelps] 563 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,124 [alarm blaring] 564 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,025 [groans] 565 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,294 - Mayhem, heads up! 566 00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:03,763 Run, you little psycho! 567 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,837 [grunting] 568 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:16,375 - Masked lady! 569 00:26:16,376 --> 00:26:17,209 - [Male Partygoer] Hey! What's happening? 570 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:18,310 Is that an alarm? 571 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,712 - Halt! 572 00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:22,314 What have you got there, Stu? 573 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:24,316 You dare steal from me 574 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:27,186 after I gave you the gift of flesh? 575 00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:29,121 [snaps fingers] Kill him. 576 00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:30,857 - You didn't fuck me. 577 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,792 I fucked you. 578 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:38,130 [gunfire] [screaming] 579 00:26:38,131 --> 00:26:40,099 [panting] 580 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,134 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 581 00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:43,202 - The alarm! - Uh-huh. 582 00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:45,204 - Oh, my god, we gotta go. 583 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:47,239 - Did you finish? 584 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,341 - We really got to go. 585 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:51,443 - [John Doe] Where are all the weapons? 586 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:52,912 - Where are our clothes? 587 00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:59,052 - [both] Fuck! 588 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:06,258 - This is what I get for trying to collaborate. 589 00:27:06,259 --> 00:27:09,061 Get out of my way. [grunts] 590 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:12,264 - [Citizen 1] Someone got attacked. 591 00:27:12,265 --> 00:27:13,732 - [Guard] Snipers down! 592 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,000 - [Rioter 1] Grab everything! 593 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,004 [indistinct shouting and fighting] 594 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:27,914 [growling] 595 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,285 - This is my kind of party! 596 00:27:34,454 --> 00:27:36,955 - Sorry! - Excuse me, sorry. 597 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:40,292 [cheering and shouting] 598 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:44,863 [whimpering] 599 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,966 - Come on! It's fucking cold in here. 600 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,304 [grunting] 601 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:55,308 [gunfire] 602 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:01,447 - You! 603 00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:02,748 - Oh, hell yeah. 604 00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:04,483 Giddyup, bitch. 605 00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:08,487 - Oh, where the fuck is Mayhem?! 606 00:28:08,488 --> 00:28:12,991 [engine revving] 607 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:14,460 - Where the hell have you been? 608 00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:15,594 - That doesn't really seem like 609 00:28:15,595 --> 00:28:17,229 the most important question to be asking right now. 610 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:19,531 - Looking good, guys. 611 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,333 May, you take Shrapnel. 612 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:23,469 I've got my own pony. 613 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:25,771 Yee-haw, Kit-Kat! 614 00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:27,072 [engine revving] 615 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:29,141 - Hey! Who's that White guy? 616 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:30,442 - Drew. 617 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:32,979 - Drew? Drew! 618 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:39,118 - Hey, Stu, you look kinda different. 619 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,487 - I killed them. I killed them all. 620 00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:43,489 - You mean, like dead-dead? 621 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,491 - Yeah. It was awesome. 622 00:28:45,492 --> 00:28:47,259 - I knew you could do it, Stu. 623 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:50,229 Gosh, I'm proud of you. Can't believe I missed it. 624 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:54,333 - It's okay. I got you a consolation prize. 625 00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:55,367 - Okay, okay. 626 00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:56,869 Calm down, Stu. 627 00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:57,970 - Yeah. Yeah. 628 00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:00,839 - Napalm cones? My favorite! 629 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,942 Stu, remember this day, 630 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,979 for on this day you had your first massacre. 631 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:09,181 You became a man, 632 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:13,285 and this was your gore mitzvah. 633 00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,387 Tell me everything. 634 00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:17,222 - I also had a lot of sex. 635 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:19,591 - Gross. I don't want to hear about any of that. 636 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,193 Decorum! 637 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:23,095 - How did you get an EMP? 638 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,997 All we got was armor piercing bullets 639 00:29:24,998 --> 00:29:26,598 and missiles that come back to you. 640 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,001 - I mean, that's not all you got. 641 00:29:29,002 --> 00:29:31,603 - Ugh, you're nasty. 642 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:34,273 - What can I say? We make a good team. 643 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:36,408 - That we do. 644 00:29:36,409 --> 00:29:38,410 - I hope it's enough to win the tournament. 645 00:29:38,411 --> 00:29:40,012 I'm not sure it is. 646 00:29:40,013 --> 00:29:43,015 Ever since I met you guys, I've seen a car man, 647 00:29:43,016 --> 00:29:44,917 A weird grim reaper biker dude, 648 00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:46,352 and a killer clown. 649 00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:48,887 You're going to need someone to watch your back, 650 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:52,157 which is why I'm entering, too. 651 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:53,492 - What about the Dolls? 652 00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:54,893 - The Dolls have their orders. 653 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:56,995 Think about it. Roadkill Is fast. 654 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:59,999 You take the lead. I set up the EMP. 655 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,167 Boom! No more competition. 656 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:05,571 We race to the finish and make our wish. 657 00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:08,474 And it ends before it even starts. 658 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:11,211 - [Mayhem] And in Shrapnel I'll be fucking unstoppable. 659 00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:14,980 Also, do we have any T.P.? 660 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:17,583 - Yeah, got some in the car. - [Mayhem] Thank you! 661 00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:18,485 - Uh-huh. Hold tight. 662 00:30:24,357 --> 00:30:26,091 - Tell me again about the cabin. 663 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:27,593 [scoffs] - You know 664 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:28,927 I've never been there, right? 665 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,597 - I know. 666 00:30:31,598 --> 00:30:34,000 You know, tell me anyway. Make it up. 667 00:30:36,369 --> 00:30:39,171 [sighs] 668 00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:42,074 - The air is sweet. - Hmm. 669 00:30:42,075 --> 00:30:47,346 - At night all you can hear are the owls and... 670 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:50,016 stars as far as the eye can see. 671 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,620 - [Quiet] Kind of like now. - [John Doe] Yeah. 672 00:30:54,621 --> 00:31:04,363 ♪ 673 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,032 - Tournament starts tomorrow. 674 00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:09,568 You think we'll win? 675 00:31:09,569 --> 00:31:12,405 ♪